Madeline Sale

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole Disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go.

When my frenemy tries to hug me
lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via lindsaylately)
Anytime I see someone too drunk at the bar
Robin Hood: Men in Tights is one of my favorite movies

copiousquantitiesofcas:

I mean like

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How could it not be

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every single moment is pure gold

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its hilarious 

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and finally, one of my favorites

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longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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