Maddie Sale

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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themoti0n:

YAS
When I get wasted during happy hour so I’m already drunk and don’t have to pay full price for drinks after 8
Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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lezobey: